Memoirs of a Spastic Starfish

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Tue, 21 May 2013 23:41:31 -0400

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allthefandomfeelings: chesnips: maahamburger: you can make anything sound sexual just by...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:16:22 -0400

allthefandomfeelings:

chesnips:

maahamburger:

you can make anything sound sexual just by whispering it

would you like a better deal on your car insurance

oh baby lower my rates

akorrable: i have been waiting for this post my entire life

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:12:58 -0400

akorrable:

i have been waiting for this post my entire life

starxapple: the ships that i end up investing myself the most in are the ones where at first im...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:12:29 -0400

starxapple:

the ships that i end up investing myself the most in are the ones where at first im like, “meh i guess i can see that” and then somewhere along the line my brain just fucking snaps and i cant control myself its like a demons possessed me and im going 900mph to hell

watsonsdick: wryer: oday was the best day of my life. I can’t...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:06:19 -0400

watsonsdick:

wryer:

oday was the best day of my life. I can’t believe I was lucky enough to meet two of my favourite actors in the world, I can’t express how grateful I am. As I took the train to London this morning I was more nervous than I’d ever been, I thought that as soon as I saw Benedict I would surely faint or burst into tears… and I expected to be really intimidated by Martin Freeman because he’s such a big star now! But as soon as Martin came over and shook my hand I just felt happy, he was so lovely and his smile warmed the cockles of my heart. I must admit that when Benedict came over and stood next to me I felt very shaky and as though my heart was ready to burst out of my chest, but as soon as he asked my name and spoke to me it was simply wonderful. Martin was a real charmer and Benedict was so funny and unlike anyone I’ve ever seen before.

They were both so incredibly kind about my artwork, it was so bizarre having two such talented people say that something I do is “amazing”, when I look up to them so much. As they took the drawings out of the envelopes and gasped and praised me I felt like my heart was going to explode then and there. They said it was the best fan art they’ve ever received. It made me want to break down. To have Benedict Cumberbatch say I’m “talented” is something which I just can’t handle or comprehend. I just couldn’t get my head round it. I feel so overwhelmed right now, the whole experience was so very surreal. I feel so incredibly happy, it was so amazing. I feel kind of dumbstruck right now, I can’t believe it happened to me.

This was the drawing I gave to Benedict as a gift, and this one for Martin. I’m keeping the signed one for myself, forever.

Also I thought I’d just point out the LENGTH OF BENEDICT’S FINGER I MEAN WHAT IS THAT

awesome! congrats! :D

ilvalentinos: #the fucking ugly broken rage and disillusionment...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:49:51 -0400

ilvalentinos:

#the fucking ugly broken rage and disillusionment in his face #god #chris hemsworth the most underrated actor in the mcu #thor #avengers

childishnotions: writing is safer, somehowbecause my pen cannot stutter like my lips do,and words...

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:35:56 -0400

childishnotions:

writing is safer, somehow
because my pen cannot stutter like my lips do,
and words get stuck in throats,
not fingertips, can’t stumble
on paper trails of blue lines
because writing is definite and clear
and no one can tell if i am crying
or laughing
through written words alone

cumaeansibyl: Ruby Rhod is one of my favorite characters in...

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:33:25 -0400

cumaeansibyl:

Ruby Rhod is one of my favorite characters in sci-fi ever because he is Luc Besson’s vision of the hetero sex symbol of the future: a flamboyant, emotionally labile man who wears skin-tight leopard print or decks himself in roses, a man who accessorizes with big jewelry and dabbles in cosmetics. And the ladies love him. Everything about him screams “gay” according to our stereotypes, but he’s portrayed as a 100% straight sexual dynamo.

Besson is one of the few directors I’ve seen who actually recognizes that our ideas of sexuality and gender performance might have changed drastically in the future.

masasexual: marciewantsthev: masasexual: Imagine that you’re awkwardly sitting there at a formal...

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:19:44 -0400

masasexual:

marciewantsthev:

masasexual:

Imagine that you’re awkwardly sitting there at a formal dance when suddenly you see a hand extended towards you. ”May I have this dance?” they ask. You look up, and find that it’s your favorite character.

Imagine that favorite character then fucking you so hard that night that you don’t think you’ll be able to stand the next morning.

gleeson666: do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:15:20 -0400

gleeson666:

do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”

deancasotp: beautyofannihilation-: STOPImagine your OTP grinding against each other.You may...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:28:40 -0400

deancasotp:

beautyofannihilation-:

STOP

Imagine your OTP grinding against each other.

You may continue.

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Mon, 20 May 2013 20:32:00 -0400

yo fuck anyone who doesn’t want you in their life and fuck anyone who treats you bad and fuck...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:14:27 -0400

yo fuck anyone who doesn’t want you in their life and fuck anyone who treats you bad and fuck anyone who breaks your heart because they’re all fuckin losers and they’re definitely not worth your time because your time is precious and the only people who deserve it are people who treat you right and are nice and don’t lie to you and buy you ice cream.

bemusedlybespectacled: kekkes: Someone left this on the table...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:05:50 -0400

bemusedlybespectacled:

kekkes:

Someone left this on the table I went to go eat at so I took it and true

Every time I see this go around, the first two paragraphs are cut. Fixing that.

copequinn: assstiel: is it possible for someone to get over this I JUST REALIZED WHO THAT IS...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:08:31 -0400

copequinn:

assstiel:

is it possible for someone to get over this

I JUST REALIZED WHO THAT IS OMFG I’M SCREAMING

babyklupcakes: this is one of the many times when i wonder why...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:53:36 -0400

babyklupcakes:

this is one of the many times when i wonder why i’m allowed near photoshop

~~yes sherlock gets two for twice the insanity~~

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