May 2013
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allthefandomfeelings:
chesnips:
maahamburger:
you can make anything sound sexual just by whispering it
would you like a better deal on your car insurance
oh baby lower my rates
starxapple:
the ships that i end up investing myself the most in are the ones where at first im like, “meh i guess i can see that” and then somewhere along the line my brain just fucking snaps and i cant control myself its like a demons possessed me and im going 900mph to hell
childishnotions:
writing is safer, somehow because my pen cannot stutter like my lips do, and words get stuck in throats, not fingertips, can’t stumble on paper trails of blue lines because writing is definite and clear and no one can tell if i am crying or laughing through written words alone
masasexual:
marciewantsthev:
masasexual:
Imagine that you’re awkwardly sitting there at a formal dance when suddenly you see a hand extended towards you. ”May I have this dance?” they ask. You look up, and find that it’s your favorite character.
Imagine that favorite character then fucking you so hard that night that you don’t think you’ll be able to stand the next morning.
gleeson666:
do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”
deancasotp:
beautyofannihilation-:
STOP Imagine your OTP grinding against each other. You may continue.
um
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yo fuck anyone who doesn’t want you in their life and fuck anyone who treats you bad and fuck anyone who breaks your heart because they’re all fuckin losers and they’re definitely not worth your time because your time is precious and the only people who deserve it are people who treat you right and are nice and don’t lie to you and buy you ice cream.
copequinn:
assstiel:
is it possible for someone to get over this
I JUST REALIZED WHO THAT IS OMFG I’M SCREAMING
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Watchrinthewin:
caffenespeaks:
the legend
This makes me so happy, and yet so sad.
He was smart, he was a writer (you could tell by his phrasing) and this is something he TRULY cares about. That boy has a heart and he cares. He sees the truth for what it is and he refuses to sit idly and watch as the youth of america just stumbles by.
BUT the teacher was done. She didn’t care. She was fed up.
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camuizuuki:
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farrahda5hy:
mishafer:
Do you ever wonder about Balthazar’s vessel? Like, what if he was a button-down, conservative Christian guy who was so honoured to be chosen by an angel. And then the first night Balthazar has him as his vessel he gets drunk & has a huge fucking orgy.
#i bet he was a kindergarten teacher
*Sunday school teacher.
himchanspenus:
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
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deanosaur:
I like the idea that in a committed relationship Dean still wouldn’t stop naturally checking out attractive people. I mean come on it’s Dean Winchester and he’s gonna notice when someone’s hot. And i just love the idea of someone noticing and turning to Cas and being like, “Dude your boyfriend was just checking some chick out!” And Castiel being totally unfazed like “Dean has a great...
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ophilinonoo:
dude can you imagine before the fall like two office angels hanging around the water cooler in the break room. “so what’s on your list of things to do toda- hurufhjgghh”
I SHOULDNT BE LAUGHING
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steakburrito:
there was an inspirational quote on my teabag and it was really good and i was like “wow this is a really deep teabag” and then i was like “a really deep teabag” and i laughed for like thirty minutes
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stagling:
i actually get decent grades on the papers i write at 1am so don’t you dare tell me i need to change my ways
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wizardsandhijack:
hospitalf0rsouls:
Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?
you broke the world
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